Lyrics: Singing happy birthday To myself as I turn twenty-two I don't have any plans To do this afternoon But tripping acid and mushrooms Alone again in my room What happened to running out of film And seeing gnomes as statues Celebration decay I'll buy some cake Maybe light the candles Make a wish for anything exciting to happen I'll fall asleep In the middle of my room Because I stayed up way too late like a fucking kid Celebration decay I spent most of the day Trying to clean my place So that if I have friends come over They'll think Wow This guy really has his shit together This guy don't need his head rotated He enjoys walking backwards He's adapted to the shift This guy's mouth is falling sideways But he's making perfect sense Take that feeling of the feeling and dump it in the trash It's not helpful to be thinking about being sad

Lyrics: It’s this modern slacker movement That’s floating me by Don’t know what to do about being bored Besides getting high Will spend an hour finding feeling and soak It’s this modern slacker movement That’s floating me by God damn I’ve gotten so apathetic Reality bites “Hey man, what you doing in those slacks.” Burning incense to cover the day Trying to hide all of this waste Take my morning disregarding time Wasn’t I supposed to call someone Or were they supposed to call me God damn I’ve gotten so apathetic Reality bites “Hey man, what you doing in those slacks.” God damn I’ve gotten so apathetic Reality bites “Hey man, what you doing in those slacks.” We're stuck in bubbles

Lyrics: I know I Shouldn't get upset That this didn't work out Because you said That this probably won't work out But I guess I'm still A little pissed Because You invite me to a party And then you're not even here And you have the nerve to ask me Why it seems like I don't care And now I'm in a room of strangers In a place that smells like beer And I don't even like this music So I step out for some air Someone passes me a joint I take a couple of hits And now I'm fucking high This isn't how I pictured I'd be spending my New Years' night But Maybe I was seeing things Like texts that said You were interested That made me think You were interested I must have misread this entire thing And that's pretty damn embarrassing I know I Shouldn't get upset That this didn't work out Because you said That this probably won't work out But I guess I'm still A little pissed Confused why you wanted To share a bed Saying it happens when you Least expect You're leaving me a Complete wreck It seems I've gone and I've done it again I've done it again I should've listened Paid attention To the signs that I was in Over my head I've done it again I'm sorry if I came off intense Didn't mean to read so obsessed I know you didn't mean any harm I just tend to fall way too hard For these things But I can see you now And you were just joking

Lyrics: It's nice your roommates don't mind When I spend the night Though it's still a little awkward when In the morning I Head into the kitchen and All of them are smoking but We can make chit-chat that's not half bad because They actually seem more interested In what I have going on Then you do sometimes But you're getting dressed To take me to class So thanks for that Oh, thanks for that I actually might be on time Which would be nice You drop me off outside And kiss me goodbye It's nice It's nice This will be The last time we speak For weeks Because we both get so busy And as months move by We both just kinda move on (And as months move by We both just kinda move on And as months move by We both just kinda move on And as months move by We both just kinda move on) Cause what the fuck is nice Does anybody even know It just seems like We're all trying to Find a way to describe That really strange dance That people do when they don't want to commit When you putting on an act To try and get what you want Twisting reality and fact It's really sick You should feel so gross It's nice It's nice This will be The last time we speak For weeks Because we both get so busy And as months move by We both just kinda move on Cause what the fuck is nice Does anybody even know It just seems like We're all trying to Find a way to describe That really strange dance That people do when they don't want to commit When you put on an act To try and get what you want Twisting reality and fact It's really sick You should feel so gross

Lyrics: Time it's really freaking me out I can’t stop thinking about Swimming pools and bustling crowds I spend my days wasting style Time it’s really stressing me out I spend my days wasting style Time it’s really freaking me out Time it’s really freaking me out Time it’s really freaking me out Time it’s really freaking me out Okay I’ll smoke another bowl It’s all I’m capable of doing And it helps me not think about time (Okay I’ll smoke another bowl It’s all I’m capable of doing And it helps me not think about time Okay I’ll smoke another bowl It’s all I’m capable of doing And it helps me not think about time) We’re in total collapse It’s a fucking drag So let me take a quick hit And get outta this place Cause it’s bringing me down We’re in total collapse It’s a fucking drag So let me take a quick hit And get outta this place Cause it’s bringing me down We’re in total collapse It’s a fucking drag So let me take a quick hit And get outta this place Cause it’s bringing me down We’re in total collapse It’s a fucking drag So let me take a quick hit And get outta this place Cause it’s bringing me down

Lyrics: As you watched your life like a movie Not realizing it was moving Now you're just wasting Thinking about how you've wasted A chance or a moment That you were too scared to act That you just let it pass That you didn't say shit And now you regret it But it's gone Now What could've been But wasn't So stop wondering about And just move on Stop wasting your time on the wasted Because it's never coming back I just wanna go back I just wanna go back But no matter how I try I never really can The past is the past And the only way forward is forward Duh Can't believe I got to see Pavement live Got to watch Stephen Malkmus wiggle as he played guitar

Lyrics: I will help you With your comfort As you slip through the night But when morning comes I'm only a Pair of pretty eyes Your hands Trace my back With a touch that seems so far away And then your cat Jumps on the bed And reality comes barging in Cause you get cold I say I need to leave You seem fine with that As you lean to kiss me It tastes like rain This will be the last time I see you today As I get dressed You go to sleep And for a moment I swear I can See everything Too bad It's just a Fleeting thing Too bad It's just a Fleeting thing Too bad It's just a Fleeting thing